What else does Scott understand?

Eric F Myers · Post by **Eric F Myers** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:02 pm

I think we should taunt Scott until he starts the new improv.
What else does Scott understand?

Understanding Root Beer:

William G · Post by **William G** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:17 pm

Understands quantum physics.

Rip Tanion · Post by **Rip Tanion** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:46 pm

Understands micro-payments. I sure as hell don't.

kaos_de_moria · Post by **kaos_de_moria** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:21 am

there might be many positive and negative things you can say about americans. and most of all it would be bad to generalise. but... an american who understands about beer? no way!

kaos

William G · Post by **William G** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:23 am

kaos_de_moria wrote:there might be many positive and negative things you can say about americans. and most of all it would be bad to generalise. but... an american who understands about beer? no way!

kaos

As someone who deals with cultural barriers on a daily basis, please allow me to explain:

"Root beer" is a super sweet soft drink that foams like beer. It is non alcoholic. Scott appears to understand it.

But Americans DO understand "beer".... just as long as they've had a chance to leave the USA and drink some of the real stuff.

Scott also understands my explaination.

kaos_de_moria · Post by **kaos_de_moria** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:12 am

haha. yeah i was definitely wondering what the word root before beer could mean. but i thought it is something like hemp beer - just with roots. ok, i wanted to make a silly joke and now i'm the one looking silly

scott definitely understands HTML TABLE tags.
scott understands human cannon balling.
scott understands how to get new technology into his hands as test bunny (tarquin and bitpass).
probably only scott understands mccloudianism.

kaos

Post by **Greg Stephens** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:22 am

I think you all should follow Eric's lead and illustrate these statements.

Eric F Myers · Post by **Eric F Myers** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:41 am

I really should be doing something else.

Now Understands Electricity:

Hunter of Wisdom · Post by **Hunter of Wisdom** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:53 pm

Scott understands that the primary foundation is critical to the end result.
Scott understands the important role that farmers play in Clackamas County's economy.
Scott understands the demanding tolerance and purity specifications necessary for consistent, high-quality semiconductor wafer fabrication.
Scott understands the subtle differences in fighting styles.

A former nationally recognized cabinetmaker, Scott understands
wood and cares about detail and precision.
Scott understands the gaming industry and the people who play.
Scott understands the unique issues facing businesses, and helps the leaders and teams plan strategy for the future.
Scott understands that every homebuyer is a unique individual with specific financial needs and goals.
Scott understands the pain of caring parents whose kids go astray and offers suggestions for persevering in love.
Scott understands how to operate and fix computer problems effectively.
Scott understands the power of focus.

A certified weather spotter for six years, Scott understands severe storms--and tornadoes in particular.
Scott understands performance and has read everything written on this topic over the past 25 years.
Scott understands that this discussion is about profit, and reducing the need to manage.
Scott understands hope.

(Unlike my last post full of strange claims about Scott, these ones are from Google.)

Kris Lachowski · Post by **Kris Lachowski** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:39 pm

Scott Understands Afros:

Post by **Greg Stephens** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:08 pm

Understanding Cloning

peterpur · Post by **peterpur** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:36 am

as we know, scott understands photoshop filters:

russ · Post by **russ** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:45 pm

Eble li komprenas Esperanton kaj ŝablonarton!

(Aŭ eble nur estas mi kiu faras tion...)

Ilsoap · Post by **Ilsoap** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:16 pm

Scott understands bifocals.

NeilCohn · Post by **NeilCohn** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:20 pm

Scott understands baseball and football

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www.emaki.net ? Studying the "Language of Comics"

Trystan K Nielsen · Post by **Trystan K Nielsen** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:05 pm

I think it looks more like John Cusack knows love, but there you are.

Haze · Post by **Haze** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:42 pm

<img src=http://www.happybivouac.com/understand.jpg alt="Understanding Time Travel">

88 MILES PER HOUR!!!

Post by **Greg Stephens** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:27 pm

These are so cool, they should not perish from this Earth- I'm archiving them.

Trystan K Nielsen · Post by **Trystan K Nielsen** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:37 pm

Greg Stephens wrote:These are so cool, they should not perish from this Earth- I'm archiving them.

Awesome!

Eric F Myers · Post by **Eric F Myers** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:09 pm

These are all hilarious. Scott even called us "scary."

russ wrote:(Aŭ eble nur estas mi kiu faras tion...)

He might, but I don't. Would somebody care to translate? I tried all languages options of Googles Translate but none worked

Those damn pigeons need to expand on their language tools.

Post by **Greg Stephens** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:34 pm

If you couldn't identify it, Russ's comic is in Esperanto. No, I haven't a clue what it says either, but I like the way it looks.

Eric F Myers · Post by **Eric F Myers** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:07 am

Greg Stephens wrote:If you couldn't identify it, Russ's comic is in Esperanto. No, I haven't a clue what it says either, but I like the way it looks.

Yes, it's much easier once you know what language it's in. I had to go through it one word at a time, but I got it.

Kris Lachowski · Post by **Kris Lachowski** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:54 am

(obviously)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:24 am

Eric - mi rekomendas http://lernu.net pli ol majstro por traduki (kaj lerni) Esperanton.

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What else does Scott understand?

What else does Scott understand?

scott understands...

Bifocals

Baseball AND Football

Understanding

Re: Understanding